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Once every generation, a sorceress appears, somewhere in the world, and grants a single wish. In 1848 her tower appears in the wilderness of The California Territory. The race is on to be the one to gain entrance, and to have anything one might desire.

You can read a completed draft of my first novel, and the accompanying novella, in any of the following electronic formats:

PDF (readable on most everything, but less flexible for adjusting font-sizes and whatnot... read in your browser or download and read in an app)
.mobi (best for Kindle... click and then download... for instructions regarding adding books to your Kindle read this)
EPUB (best for many e-readers other than Kindle and readable in many apps on smartphones... click and then download)

What you hold in your hands is the instruction manual that should have been provided at your birth. While a set of knives may come with ten pages of instructions, and DVD players are documented with epics that would put Tolstoy off, you were previously left without so much as an FAQ to your very existence. Life: A User's Manual will provide you every thing you need to know in order to:

Get out of doing the dishes, forever
Run a successful presidential campaign
Gain entry into the best pre-school clique
Decide if a career in mad science is right for you.

I wrote this in 2007. The world has changed a lot since then, and some jokes will have aged better than others. Haven't we all grown over the last eleven years?

You can read it in any of the following electronic formats:

PDF (the cleanest format for reading this book and readable on most everything... read in your browser or download and read in an app)
.mobi (best for Kindle... though the formatting for this book isn't as clean... click and then download... for instructions regarding adding books to your Kindle read this)
EPUB (best for many e-readers other than Kindle and readable in many apps on smartphones... click and then download)